A Should-Be-Easy Job & Those Four Kids

I walk into work every day and it’s like a minefield of mistakes waiting to blow up in my face. The question is where……when….and how bad will this mistake be?! I am discovering that whiteout doesn’t fix all my problems and wishing that the little plastic bottle would just come to my aid and magically abra-cadabra my mistakes away. But then, I wouldn’t really want that…because even I have to laugh at myself! Last week, I graded papers wrong, and locked my keys in the classroom.

This week…

This week…

Wait for it…

This week…I found myself at a printer. A wonderful, should-be-easy printer…HA. I am punching keys over and over again and totally missing the one or maybe two things that I need to press in order to print one copy of each Spelling test IV. Beep. Wrong. Beep. Wrong. Beep. WRONG AGAIN. I’m so looking forward to the moment that I can check this little should-be-easy job off my school checklist. Beep. Beep. Beep. Definitely not that button. 

So, I get help. And I’m feeling fine with my ignorance even though it should be easy. I wasn’t trained in making copies of Spelling tests. No, I was trained in changing diapers and getting kids up in time, and mixing formula, and finding paci’s, and rescuing little children from their nap-times. PRINTERS have never been my area of expertise. And you can tell by my stance, my furrowed brow, and my utterly confused face of ….”What in the world?!”

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So, I discover that the buttons should be easy to find and the printer should be easy to work and the Spelling test copies should be easy to attain. She is like a wizard as she commands the printer with her fingers and I’m finally making progress!!!

I press “Start” and think to myself, “NOW, this should be easy.” However, I forget that I am not trained in the world of printers yet, and computers have never (and I mean never) been my area of talent or ability.  I play with children under 3. I talk to them and we have real conversations. I juggle the babies and compute how much time it will take me to get the shoes on of all 4 children before the parents come by to pick them up. Printers, Spelling tests, this teaching stuff, this office stuff….this is all new (a wonderful new, but still very new).

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The Spelling tests come in pairs. I just want one Spelling test for each chapter and one Spelling test that is front and back…not three-hundred and fifty pages long. I go back to pressing buttons. Beep. Wrong. Beep. Wrong. Beep. I MAY HAVE JUST FIGURED IT OUT! The printer is probably yelling all sorts of unspeakable things to me while I rudely push its buttons and try my very best to find out how to do it right. I can find you a bottle of milk! I can get you a snack on time. I can make fun foam houses and color all sorts of pictures with you. But don’t ask me to print you some copies of something. I may just get it wrong, and whiteout doesn’t fix that!

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I finally print each test and staple the ones that are about three-hundred and fifty pages long. Staple. Staple. Staple. Boy, I’m feeling good. I grab a paperclip and combine what I need to, and I finally feel like I have my life back! My should-be-easy job turned into a chicken with its head cut off! And, the story isn’t over yet. My insides are screaming for a baby’s diaper to change or something FAMILIAR.

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I return to my classroom and I hole punch each Spelling test. Ah, maybe I can do this teaching stuff, even though it’s a lot harder than all that diaper-changing stuff. I go to the filing cabinet to place the wonderful tests in their respective places and immediately realize that I have printed the wrong copy of each Spelling test planned for this year. Yes. I am now calling for a baby to change, a bottle to heat up, a toddler to entertain, and a nap-time. A really, really long nap-time. So, I place each wrong spelling test in its own personal folder for the year 2015 when they will actually be used. I sigh a very long, very deep sigh. I fall into a chair and decide that I will conquer this should-be-easy job for another day and I will put the printer out of my mind until I am sane enough to allow its entry again.

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In the meantime, I’m calling up my favorite 4 little kids of all time so I can spend a day changing diapers, handing out snacks, enforcing nap-time, and coordinating the individual schedules of four kids.

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Thank you for the offer, but we don’t need a printer for this job.

 

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2 thoughts on “A Should-Be-Easy Job & Those Four Kids

    • sierravbrock says:

      I will love that! I am most likely working in Pygmy Post on those days! It might change a little here and there, but not much! So, I’m pretty excited about that 😀 Miss you guys so much!!

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